GABRIELLE : Carlos, he's kidding. Tell him you're kidding.
CARLOS : Shut it.
DAVID : And clearly Gabrielle is willful, self centered, and manipulative. She's also beautiful enough to be worth the trouble. So, the minute we leave this room I'm gonna aggressively pursue her. And when I succeed, which I will, we are gonna fly to my chateau in Chamonix and have dinner in a local bistro. They make the best rack of lamb in all of Europe. We'll make love by the fire and afterwards a little midnight skiing. (to Gabrielle) You ski, don't you? You're athletic, you'll learn. (to Carlos) Anyway. All of this only happens if you fire me. If you keep me on, you're wife's off limits. I'd get disbarred for sleeping with a client's wife and nobody's worth that, not even her. That's my pitch. I'll let you think about it.
GABRIELLE : Honey. I am so sorry. Honestly, that guy's insane!
CARLOS : Oh, you just can't wait, can you ?
GABRIELLE : What ?
CARLOS : He's my lawyer.
GABRIELLE : But, Carlos ...
CARLOS : And that's all there is to it.